The Hodaka Club Forum

Q) What's the difference between zucchini and buggers?

A) Many kids will eat buggers

Q) How can you instantly identify a fun forum?

A) By the band width dedicated to the discussion of zucchini.

Discuss...

I don’t not like zucchini. It’s not the fact that they can absorb the flavor of just about anything they are cooked with, but the consistency of them. Too mushy for me. I’d rather hunt them with a shot gun and blow them to kingdom come, but usually just pass them on to others when encountered. Victor

My favorite example. relating to America's gun and zucchini culture. Not everyone likes zucchini.

LMAO!!!!!! Victor

MULCH. Mulch I tell you! That is the best use for zucchini.
Ed

Captain, should I just unceremoniously grind this "Miss Congeniality" of the vegetable world into the dirt with my CRT tiller or is there something special about chopping them into oblivion with the edge of a rusty shovel? I don't want to miss out on a fulfillingly cool experience here.

Donate to the local food bank....

While I would probably enjoy running them through an apple grinder like making cider (for the sheer "getting even" it seems like it would be) - but that would be an unkind thing to do to the cider equipment! So I mostly just throw 'em on the compost for a slow grisly conversion to mulch. That's satisfying and it keeps 'em out of the kitchen!

Yeah. You can check back from time to time and watch the entropy take over the show. Good call.

OKAY I CANNOT TAKE ANY MORE OF THIS. I would rather shoot a piano, cause it would at least go twang twong. A piano played poorly isn't music. Some times you guys are just mean and cruel. you should be tuning your carburetor or finding your spark. You are looking for the old man under water (he is not there) he already went South. ------------------ Clarence

Didn't mean to tick you off Clarence. Sorry about that.
Ed

All in fun fellas.

If you happen to get some on your jacket and tie, does that make it a "Zuk suit"??

Pukezinni can be used for garden mulch, but you must heat it to 135*F to make sure the seeds don’t sprout! It’s much better if put into a compost and allowed to break down. Then I can be used as fertilizer to grow Real Food!!!! Victor

Zooksuit

zucchini Ed my response was only meant to be dry humor but anyone that boils their zucchini probably boils the T bone steak. Can't find the garden too much snow. ------------- Clarence

I wonder what The Old Man's take on all of this is? Haven't seen him lately.

It’s great to have this kind of fun. I can’t believe anyone would take this seriously..... Victor

Whew! OK Clarence. I admit to wonderin' if you were yankin' our collective laigs. . . . But since I wasn't sure . . .
Ya got me on that one!

Nice job Clarence! You got Ed! LOL! Victor